Victormeldrew, 74

Candles in the cold and lit when freezing. Just turned 60 and caught myself dunking a biscuit and looking admiringly at cardigans but just in time had second thoughts. I will now go into old age! kicking and screaming. I love travelling but unfortunately have the eyesight of a myopic bat and every trip becomes a 'magical mystery tour'. I'm not a Brad Pitt lookalike and my best feature is my sense of humour. I don't like sports as I don't wish to alarm my body but a gentle stroll along the beach or a walk in the park is fine. I'm a DIY disaster and my tool kit consists of a hammer and super-glue. I am looking for a lady around my age or older. PLEASE no youngsters with exotic sounding names like, 'missy precious', professing undying love and wishing to share my overdraft. Just a lady with a sense of humour although a good sense of direction would be a bonus. Please send me a message, even if it's to say, 'clear off', would be better than nothing. Fingers crossed.